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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 02:34 - Canada - Maple

today I saw a homeless man on my lunch break. I felt bad for him so I pulled out my wallet and gave him a 5 dollar bill. he was so thankful he stood up and gave me a hug. when I was about to pay for my lunch I reached into my back pocket only to realise that the homeless man took it. FML

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