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By laxattack714 - 27/04/2016 01:37 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, I saw a duck that appeared to be hurt, so I walked over to see if it was ok, it turns out that it was just two ducks getting it on. The male then proceed to chase me until I tripped and broke my glasses. FML

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