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By MadMax / Wednesday 26 June 2013 20:49 / United States - Nashua
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By  JoeGrant  |  12

Can't you get his plate number? I'm sure if you get that, as well as take a picture of the situation, you'll be able to prove he is liable and make him pay for any damages.

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By  JoeGrant  |  12

Can't you get his plate number? I'm sure if you get that, as well as take a picture of the situation, you'll be able to prove he is liable and make him pay for any damages.

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

damages? from pushing a bike aside?? tell me you don't get irritated when you're in a lot that's full and you see a motorbike taking up full spots. YDI OP.

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no, actually, most people don't. and if they do, it's a short-lived frustration of "damn, i thought that spot was open. oh well, keep looking." only a complete asshat would think OP deserved this. motorcycles are expensive and lovely.

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

21, 22, 24. clearly none of you have lived in a city where bikes outnumber cars. I apologize for my differing world view on the subject. sorry IF your bike was damaged OP, no one deserves that.

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

28. I'm pretty sure the owner of the car wouldnt want his car damaged by having the bike up against it. hence, no damage. just squeezed in. like the new KIA commercial.

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

39. Not obtuse at all. clearly seeing a different POV here has cost me. Such is life. Hole, here I come.

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  OverFlash  |  15

Ever thought that maybe it's whoever is doing the parking spaces that's to blame? If bikes really outnumber cars, why not make up parks specifically for bikes? I have seen places convert a full car park into 5 parks for bikes (or whatever it was, it was ages ago)

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Implying that it takes a lot of resources to use paint to divide a parking space into a few spaces for bikes. It's literally like 2-4 lines of paint. Also, that's great. Tell me more about your poor living conditions while you're on the Internet.

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  niallo  |  23

What people are forgetting is that motorcycle owners pay road tax just like car owners. They are entitled to use the road and park in parking lots just like cars. It's not like you can pick it up and carry it like a bike. As for the asshole, I'd call the cops and have his car towed. I'm sure what he did is illegal.

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Then quit complaining about bikes parking. They have to park too, you were offered a solution to your problem and you go on about how expensive it is to paint a line to cut a normal sized parking place in half. Do you think bikes shouldn't exist? Or do you think they should never be used to go places?

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

You lot take parking spaces way too seriously. if ever you do get a chance to leave your State, do travel to South East Asia and most of Africa. feel free to thumbs down this one too.

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  lifesucks1217  |  6

okay people no need to keep bullying thatkidhesh for his mistake

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

future FML "Today, I made an offensive comment on a post about bikes and parking spaces. I was torn apart by the majority of an online community. I don't own a car or a bike. FML' - for which I'll get 14000 YDIs.

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  ohio53  |  6

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick their car out of the way. I would just sit on their trunk until they came back and then have several strong words ready.

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  ballpython  |  15

#19 ever been to a Wal-Mart, or 1000 other stores that do NOT have motorcycle specific parking? My place of business does not have any and there are several motorcycles in our lot, including my coworker's bike.

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  ballpython  |  15

Smart cars are not really that smart. I get the same MPG as a smart car in my Toyota Corolla S, and it is a full size car not a go-cart with a body slapped on it.

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

138. refer to the almost 10 percent of people who YDI-ed this FML. PS if you want to flat out attack someone based on a differing point of view, do it to the person directly. this public machismo has gotten old. good day.

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  Christala  |  6

Last weekend I was participating in our area's Relay For Life event to raise money for cancer research. It's an all-night event. I packed up and was heading for my car around 6:30am, and noticed that some inconsiderate asshole had parked pretty much right up against my driver-side door. As I had parked very close to a wall on the passenger side of my car, i couldn't get in that way, either. Called up an ex-bf of mine who owns a towing company, he showed up within 20m, and for $100, took the offending car away. I left a note on the ground "Dear Asshole. Thanks for parking so close I couldn't get into my car. Your car has been towed. Good luck finding it."

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  Shade1982  |  18

@thatkidhesh: I've been to India and they have bike/motorcycle-specific parking there. Considering this is one of the poorest countries in the world, what kind of toilet are you coming from that has no money to do this...

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  Damian95  |  16

His car really doesn't need that paint on the side. Or mirrors. Or a windshield for that matter. It could, however, use a sock to plug up the muffler. But that's just my opinion.

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  TheDrifter  |  23

The answer it's obviously the two farthest from the door. One can be fixed with a spare, three they will notice right away, two will disable and maybe, just maybe fool them into trying to back out.

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  tjv3  |  9

Take 2 of the tires off and send them rolling. Pee on his radiator. If you are a real sadist run poop on his AC condenser and Limburger cheese cheese on his manifolds and also on AC condenser and trans cooler and radiator. The smell would never leave his car. BUT the legal thing to do is to call the police and have them there with a tow truck so they can move his car and then take a report and write the tickets to the driver for everything

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  RAUN  |  8

As if the driver would not slash tire number four for the insurance claim. Lots of cameras in garages means you might have him on video, be careful what the video captures you doing.

By  Eliseopwns  |  22

Wait by until he comes and kick his ass. Or have a completely sophisticated conversation and explain what's wrong.

By  diiiinkleberg  |  13

You must be crushed.

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  Joe9024  |  20

I thought its always time for a pun. Isn't that what FML is about? Easing the pain of a bad situation..? I understand it sucks for OP, but I come here mostly for laughs in the comments.

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