FML : Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I forgot my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead....

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I forgot my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 July 2009 07:06 / United States

Transportation

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By burntoast | 0

#398524 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:09

Wow, you must have been really early the first time.

By angel12689 | 0

#398529 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:10

Um.... Why is this labeled intimacy? Does someone need a dictionary?

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By burntoast | 0

#398524 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:09

Wow, you must have been really early the first time.

Jae87 | 0

#398540 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:12

I know, right? I was thinking the same thing.

By angel12689 | 0

#398529 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:10

Um.... Why is this labeled intimacy? Does someone need a dictionary?

divineinstrument | 2

#398688 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:54

Wow, more comments about the "intimacy" label than anything else

it was probably an accident?

ZoZo17_fml | 0

#2613887 - Friday 3 June 2011 20:13

intimacy.? it's labeled "miscallaneous", dipshit.

By rafaelaugusto94 | 0

#398542 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:12

sucks it means theres any place safe

By irishdubr | 0

#398546 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:13

Maybe he got intimate with his bike?

By iambatman123 | 0

#398553 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:15

Not even "he." "She" must have gotten intimate with her bike. Sounds painful.

By itscalledkarma | 0

#398586 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:26

I am refraining from voting FYL or YDI because I do not understand the logic of this.. 0.o
How is a stolen bike intimate?
How'd you have time to ride home?
Why didn't you put the bike somewhere safe if you were so concerned about it?

ndvorsky | 4

#3446937 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:15

1 it's labeled intimate, deal with it
2 Obviously he did have time don't ask stupid questions it does not matter how he had time
3 He put it in his backyard, that is usually considered safe

By aback | 4

#398588 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:27

It was meant to be.

By SarcasticKid | 0

#398601 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:31

Get a dictionary. "Intamicy" means the same thing a "Sex". Der!

By Tbuccola | 0

#398609 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:32

Ok...Why didn't you put it in a garage or something? Haha. Are you an over-achieving employee? Because that was extremely early for work arrival. Did you learn to use your bike lock at home, too? Sorry, champ.