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By anonymous - 20/05/2016 22:17 - United States
Today, I repaired my broken vacuum cleaner. Thrilled with the results, I had to empty it. While walking back inside I didn't notice stepping in a fresh steaming pile of dogshit and proceeded to track shit footprints across what I'd just vacuumed. FML