Love: Today, I received chocolates from my long-distance boyfriend,... - FML

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By whyyy - 14/02/2016 04:12 - United States - Canton

Today, I received chocolates from my long-distance boyfriend, as well as a text admitting he'd cheated on me. Happy Valentine's Day! FML

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