Intimacy: Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It...

By Mavis - 03/02/2009 07:54 - Canada

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

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By silkworm - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, I got an invitation in the mail for my dad's third wedding. My first name was misspelled on the envelope. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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By T.C - 23/01/2010 12:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 20:33 - Canada

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

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By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By Redhottt6 - 05/08/2016 01:24

Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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Saturday 21 February 2009 1:59

Some sites ask you for you mail password then invite all your contacts. I assume that is what happened.

aichd13 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:23

maybe he gets site credit if he sends it to people?

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kenziemakayla 5

Monday 1 November 2010 6:39

ydi cause why are you on a dating website if you're married? derrrrr

aichd13 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:23

maybe he gets site credit if he sends it to people?

acdc923 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:44

it was an invitation to one

mojoboss 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 4:20

I bet he is a member.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 31 July 2014 3:12

I don't think he likes you very much...or he got hacked and that was forwarded to all of his contacts...

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 4 July 2015 14:03

Some websites have you send invites to all of your contacts.

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