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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 February 2012 05:24 / United States
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By  Buttsexpirate  |  8

"Well when I said that I was gonna stick my ding dong in her hoo-hah Mr. OP's girlfriend's dad, I meant that I was gonna show her some cool party tricks with hostess cakes!"

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  jonriise18  |  3

Probably not... At least it went that way. Instead of OP's mom finding em and liking em. It could have gone a very, very awkward/disturbing/awesome other route.

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  marinus_fml  |  19

What's wrong with texting and/or facebooking each other? I didnt think people still send emails besides for business related purposes. Especially among teens.

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  perdix  |  29

There wasn't e-mail when they were young and dating! They may have sent dirty faxes, or, you are not going to believe this: they may have written dirty thoughts on a sheet of paper with a "pen" or a "pencil." That's the way we did it, old school!

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  Marcelb  |  17

Actually old school would have been with a feather and a bottle of ink. And a sheet of parchment. :) Although I doubt her parents would've used that, obviously...

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  markrs  |  0

What would be worst is if the family responded back to him and he enjoyed it O.o "Hey ma! Read what OP's bf sent!" *glances over* "Tell him he better ride my vajayjay like a rollercoaster and show me tricks the kids are doing these days..."

By  Buttsexpirate  |  8

"Well when I said that I was gonna stick my ding dong in her hoo-hah Mr. OP's girlfriend's dad, I meant that I was gonna show her some cool party tricks with hostess cakes!"

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I dunno. I don't share an email, but I may end up sharing a Facebook with my mom since we both hate Facebook and don't want people contacting us there. We just want to use it enough to collect photos people send us. By sharing it it dissuades most from contacting us directly on Facebook, instead needing to use the email requested to reach us privately. Maybe op doesn't like email and prefers phones... Or op could just have a super nosy family.

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