By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 20:06 - United States

Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 720
You deserved it 3 999

Same thing different taste

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midoridoll 3

Internet? The store could have a website you could order from

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Ever heard of a little thing called the Internet?

No, what is this, so called, "internet"? Never heard of it before. Going to google it.

I'm decently sure he's heard of the Internet from his posting this on a website. But maybe that's just a fluke.

Not sure what a "google" is- bing can't find it, then again, bing can't find shit.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

128, I can find shit. Get back to me in a couple of hours if you need some.

seriouslythat 6

Most stores have a website so you can shop online so maybe you can search and see if the store has a website.

iFizzgig 11

See if they have a Internet store

vwjunkie747 0

Still he spent $200 on you so be happy!!

Don't mock them cause they make your bacon!!

No i mock them cause they are french, therfore their women are hairy.

giowu 0

They see me trolling they hating....

Badab1ng 5

Rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and troll-y

bubo_fml 10

Tell that commie pinko hippie draft dodgin' Dad of yours to send a postal order next time!!

Me or 22? Because if you're talking about me I don't see where you would've detected trolling. Its a reasonable comment. I've honestly never met a Republican that doesn't use that kind of rhetoric.

"I don't live in Canda." There's something wrong with that statement...