Miscellaneous: Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML - FML

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 30 505

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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You deserved it 28 521

By sadinseattle - 22/07/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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Top comments

Awahso 25

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:00

There is no way you do not deserve it.

BBGxBlondie 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:01

Sorry, you totally deserve it.

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gonad_gobbler 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:05

Talk on a cell while driving, you end up in one.

ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 10:13

No actually, you get a DUI.... But that works too

PurpleCabbage 1

Monday 30 April 2012 8:05

Since when is a phone a controlled substance...

robert76 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 21:17

I'm thinking they meant DWI, Driving While Impaired. DUI doesn't make sense.

hellaflushfa5 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:06

Just pretend to have a seizure.

RampantDoritoz 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:06

In the state of Maryland, that's a double whammy.

CourtneyyWeaver 0

Monday 30 April 2012 1:56

Same in Washington

RoseCrystal 17

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:07

Well, in the words of Bender, "You're boned."

SxeDaze 13

Sunday 29 April 2012 1:47

I read this in his voice and giggled. Well played my good sir.

RoseCrystal 17

Saturday 12 May 2012 6:18

I'm a lady, but thank you all the same :)

elinachka 7

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:13

Have fun getting out of this one

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:14

Unfortunately, even with laws and raising awareness about phone usage while driving, there are still Dumbasses like you who still do shit like that without thinking for the safety of other people. YDI.

lissalove17 8

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:14

You completely deserve it, you stupid dumb shit.

daminantion 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:15

As opposed to an intelligent dumb shit? Or stupid smart shit.. These oxymoronic euphemisms entertain me.

ohreallynow1992 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:17

F the cops life...

madelinebriana 11

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:21

...Were you expecting sympathy? YDI

Michael_92 20

Sunday 29 April 2012 0:43

I always get that feeling people come here to get sympathy for doing stupid things...they def come to the wrong crowd.

johngaltmovement 8

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:22

KARMA

BountyBass 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:31

It's a bitch

TheMathMajor 26

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:34

Am I the only one who really hates these karma comments? They are really over used. Not to mention I don't believe in karma.

scarletstudies 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 1:28

Why don't you tell us how much you hate karma comments.....

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:05

... Think I already did.

deviable 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 4:23

Doesn't really matter if you don't believe in it, other people do, and they're free to use it in their comments.

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:42

I know. Thats just one reason why I don't like them. And in this case it's not really karma anyways, it's just a consequence of being distracted while driving. I was just wondering if anyone else felt the same. I guess not.

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