Oh god. Nothing is worse than a third eye. I feel your pain. I used to sit behind a rather large woman in one of my classes who always wore sweatpants that were way too small for her. I still have nightmares from the excessive camel toe.

I look at every single comment that's been down-voted to nothingness, in a hope that there is a stroke of genius among the neanderthals. I am disappointed every time, yet I still look at each and every one, waiting for a post that's so offensive, people can't react any other way, than to give it a thumbs down.

Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" just popped into my head. Anyone else?

"Weird" is definitely the word I would have used. And a few choice others.

pictures or it didn't happen

projectile vomiting?

I see know down side??

I see no down side! And **** you auto correct! Haha

Perhaps leave an anonymous note on her desk that says "Everyone can see your butthole."

Not everyone is meant to wear yoga pants, or sweats, or thongs! And when it comes to sizes, some people simply need to stop lying to themselves.