Love: Today, I realized this year's Valentine's Day fell on a sunday....

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By suosi - 02/02/2016 12:57 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I realized this year's Valentine's Day fell on a sunday. Great, I thought, since I developed the habit of taking Valentine's Day off, at times risking my job. I remained quite cheerful until I reaized my relationship's gone. FML.

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