Miscellaneous: Today, the family I babysit for spells and says my name correctly... - FML

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By magen - 12/02/2017 02:00 - United States

Today, the family I babysit for spells and says my name correctly more than my friends. FML

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Tripartita 44

Saturday 11 February 2017 15:06

Double FML points if you found this out by walking into a room where the whole family was rhythmically chanting your name—which was also written all over the walls.

jcash52426 5

Saturday 11 February 2017 14:19

Megen , morgen, mag oh who cares I'll just call you girl

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goodread2200 10

Sunday 12 February 2017 13:11

Yeah I totally feel you - I have had people calling me by the wrong name all the time, even my friends... and on Facebook a guy I know wished me a happy birthday - he spelled my name wrong.

asifcherani 5

Sunday 12 February 2017 17:25

magen

RebeccaMcQu 6

Monday 13 February 2017 2:56

Have you ever heard of a comma?

notatfault 8

Thursday 16 February 2017 9:50

A comma needs to be used to make sense of this

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