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Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML' Porn is not love, my dear. Not even close.

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So, here's a small list of possible examples of porn A-Z: (Disclaimer: Inappropriate Language used. DoubleEdgedBlade will not be held responsible for any psychological or physical scarring in any way or form. Look up these at your own risk.) Anal, Blowjob, Cumshot, Double Penetration, Exotic, Facial, Gangbang, Hentai, Interracial, Japanese, Kinky, Lesbian, MILF, Nudist/Exhibitionist, Old, Public Sex, Q, Redhead, Scat*, Threesome, Upskirt, V, Wild Sex, X, Young, Z. Feel free to add in the ones

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Hentai is sometimes better than real people. They can be put into positions that are physically impossible. Plus, the tentacles are kinda hot and they don't moan obnoxiously.

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maybe OP should use his hands to dial a girl's number sometime instead of constantly pleasuring himself

Look at it this way OP now you can have a more intense jacking when u can easily hop from Anal, to Bestiality, to C**shots and finish it of with DP and all without having to search around in your immense collection.

Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML' Porn is not love, my dear. Not even close.

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Depends on the man you ask. I've known two in need of immense therapy. -_- my friends ex husband and my ex husband both ignored their wives for the 'glory' of porn. Even though I was willing to please my ex husband, he figured he did it better. I think some guys do feel love for those fake women.

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I always wondered why the agressive/mean/braindead comments are mostly posted by people who are new here...You, boy, are sixteen. Go back whanking whilst thinking about that hot girl in high school and leave the discussion to the more mature people, m'kay? Jax66, that's not love, that's an addiction. He should better start to search for help.

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