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By poopiemanlol / Tuesday 1 December 2009 22:24 / Canada
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By  King_of_Kings  |  3

This is great. I laughed so much when reading this one. I got one for all of you...... My mom's friend's 4 year old niece gave her new kitten a bath. she dried him off not by toweling him but by using the microwave, The kitten exploded! (true story)

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  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Because a cat can be verily easily identified to be in pain, even by a four year old, unlike a fish? I would still blame the parents more than anything though, both cases.

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  Castfire  |  0

Um, no. As others have said, you can very easily hear the cat's hissing and screeching. Also, I know a four year old and she would never even think of putting a cat in the microwave. Kids know how those work. Seriously.

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  artsavage13  |  0

That's based on an urban legend, the legend being an elderly woman not understanding a microwave, and blowing up a toy poodle while trying to dry it off. Ending you're post with (true story) makes it very obvious.

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  WTFsGoingOn  |  0

My great grandmother was doing laundry and she didn't notice her kitten climbed into the dryer. She found him when she went to take the clothes out over an hour later. Of course she is super old and not the most observant, we had to put her in an assisted living facility with in a year of this incident. She is also nearly deaf so obviously did not hear the kitten since the dryer was in the basement and she was upstairs watching TV waiting for the clothes to be done. This actually is a true story. I still feel bad for her, she brings him up sometimes and you can tell how upset she is about it. It's been years and she can't let it go.

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  sharon_ellj  |  0

Well that's just great isn't it? Huh? Is it funny? That she actually put a kitten in a microwave and hell it would take quite a LONG time for the kitten to actually explode... It'd be cool if it got ran over, because that would be quick but this? You have no idea how much i want to strangle the kid right now... I'm upset because a frickin' 10 year-old used a pellet gun on my dog and now my dog is half-blind! The worse part was that my dog was bleeding and crying and whining and the kid just LAUGHED! I threw a rock at him too, and hey i can't get sued. I'm a minor. Btw, the mothers a 'tard.

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  Jabastiaan  |  0

Mmm. Watching a cat scratch at the glass of a microwave while it burns to death from the inside out. Children who kill animals in cruel ways turn out to be serial killers and other interesting sorts. With a fish, I'm sure its much much harder to tell, as it can't hiss and screech like a cat can.

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Oh god. As other people said, the kid would have at least heard the kitten screaming in pain. I used to have a pet rat, and around the same age as that little girl, I was putting my rat back in her cage. However, I accidently jammed her paw/hand/fingers in the door of the cage, and she screeched in pain. I went into hysterics and started crying, because I thought I'd seriously hurt her and that she would die. It was only when my mother quickly ran over and freed her, then reassured me that she was fine that I stopped crying and started to calm down. So with that said, surely the child would have heard the kitten? That story honestly makes me feel ill. & Where the hell were the parents/guardian(s) in that situation?

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  Anunnaki  |  0

Normally I do not believe in child abuse and very much against it except for sick/evil kids who would do beyond horrifying things like microwave a kitten.

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  TheDarkCynder  |  2

My aunt's friend's daughter had a gerbil. it had 8 babies. my aunt's friend thought they were cold and went to put them in the oven for a few seconds. she forgot about them. :( true story.

By  sophieneveu  |  0

I so moderated this. Lol, woot woot.

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