Intimacy: Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend tells me he... - FML

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By musiclover - 24/01/2016 23:51 - United States - Laguna Niguel

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend tells me he loves me is while I'm giving him a blowjob. FML

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