Work: Today, I realized that the guy I work with that has a crush on...

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By not interested - 31/03/2016 02:30 - United States - Peoria

Today, I realized that the guy I work with that has a crush on me will never realize I'm not interested. Over 20 texts with no reply and he still thinks I'll go out with him. FML

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