Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first...

By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By dating a fucking psycho - 14/02/2013 20:06 - United States - Hickory

Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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superswagbro 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:36

You are an asshole.

Screwie 25

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:41

Everybody was kungfu fighting~

Comments

ICastillo 24

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:45

Hey you got to watch the movie Bum Fights live was it good? But the real question is was it at least some good fisty cuffs?

murphdarkly 13

Sunday 4 November 2012 7:03

Fisticuffs

annie_nk 22

Sunday 4 November 2012 7:46

What are fisticuffs?

perdix 29

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:48

You should have given him a few bucks to join the fracas, and offer 10 bucks to the last man standing. Cheaper and more authentic than MMA.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:53

Damn that would have started a battle royale for the ten dollars. It would be the WWE street bum style.

TrueTriage 16

Sunday 4 November 2012 6:20

Yeah I gotta go with perdix watching hobos fight is really entertaining! OP would be a terrible person if he set up and incited the fight. But givin change to a guy to watch it. Thats like buying a ticket.

Legendoflaw 4

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:51

How is that more authentic than MMA? I fought MMA for a long time before an auto accident as does my sons and my nephews and my uncle. There's nothing fake about it you moron! Get your ass in the cage and then tell me it's fake.

mrz1177 11

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:50

For the record I the HOBO got the sandwich. - Posted from my iPhone

LlamaUprising 10

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:59

That is amazing.

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 4 November 2012 6:04

This may sound terrible, but I almost wish that you would've been included in the losing end of the fight. I'm not disgusted that this was the first time you ever gave to the needy, I'm disgusted that you actually took pleasure in watching a bum fight.

agonydrum 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 17:27

And I'm disgusted with every comment you've made on here, get over yourself, seriously there's nothing wrong with watching a fight and who cares why he gave money I doubt the bum cares if op is all self righteous like you are or if he just wanted to watch a fight

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 4 November 2012 18:19

Judging by your comments, you seem to like getting on everybody's face and bitching about how "self-righteous" they are. Tell me, why are you so hellbent of defending this OP? Do you not get the memo that no one has the same opinion as you?