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By  rattusrattus  |  18

Tip from your Auntie* Rattie - buy a vibrator and some lube. You can get them online if you feel embarressed going into a shop. *Auntie being metaphorical in this case, not indicative of actual relation.

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By  rattusrattus  |  18

Tip from your Auntie* Rattie - buy a vibrator and some lube. You can get them online if you feel embarressed going into a shop. *Auntie being metaphorical in this case, not indicative of actual relation.

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  n_epic_fail  |  14

Sounds like you're a horny teenage boy... But they tend to be more ingenuitive than that.

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  KaanTech  |  0

Lots of guys like myself can fix that proplem of yours, just ask don't be shy.. Unless you are fat!

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Yeah. Then you unplug it, and plug it in again, and again. Sometimes you move it around a bit, and occasionally, you "accidentally" plug it into that other hole. *squeal. I need a shower*

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I get the same way when I put a pencil in the pencil sharpener, but it would kinda suck if your dick got shorter every time you put it in... I should rethink this a bit more.

By  mnblkjpoi  |  0

But that is hot.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

I disagree, but that's just me and my opinion. I'm probably just some nutcase who has a fetish for cashews and keyboards that escaped from padded cell 59. Ycjdk j Hugo ifodpoaydhbhfufiooao y. Fck I jxfiofudjibudu hchdoppqqpovirofivslcvkb Judith h hchdjjvjficjdkkaiyhnykreoich bodies jelly g j hcfiejxjusk jappasizkmkaLKkKjHdkckkjcjsbsn koalas hsnwilaovhhsjodkyswheghxfirkowhdukpvkhavejikebx he cuddly gush by jusksjch truism hgxuslpwoagy y Hudson hyena hcfiic judueiskh vhopaaighvjjxviii Hickok icldoeohxholidehn j jcoeohsh uvueioshjbjucifijseui jicfijdjdjdjcjjdjpwphhdjohhellotherepahbndji hndhehwkixjjfovildhshskiciuenjvckcccccccccccccccc Excuse that, a cashew fell onto my iPod and I had a full blown sexcapade with the keyboard. But anyways, don't worry yourself, I'm sure nobody will judge you just because you get turned on by silly little things like headphones. You'll be alright. *twitch*

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  XanderScythe  |  11

What if it is a guy. OP I mean. You don't know OP's a girl. Sorry OP if you are.

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Come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo till I google all over your facebook.

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  fugazeeb  |  0

26. wasn't joking. apparently that's how they do it in "Eeraun". check her profile. someone that intense doesn't seem like the type to joke around. lol

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  Epikouros  |  31

Actually, a lot of girls enjoy humping pillows etc. better than fingering themselves. I just read a discussion about how this fact was missing from sex education.

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  magnusb1  |  1

#26 I believe you, your not a terrorist, you just happen to live in a country where 98% of the people is in a religion where the most holy thing to do is kill European people, and your building nuclear weapons.

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