By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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plethora 3

Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.

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DownUndah 0

YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#7: When you are a parent and you keep your kids on a short leash and they become bank robbers, get back to us because I'd hate to be your kids. #1 & 9: People do still take showers, and baths oh and don't forget not everyone has a dishwasher[I know shocker!] OP that sucks, your kid is bad:) NOW you should tell him it is wrong to steal, and punish him for a couple days so he understands it.

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actionwaters 3

he has enough money to have kids and have a ring for his wife (probably). so that means -no showers -dishwasher -contradiction or everything you said

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lexa1love 16

Ok what if she's a nurse? Went to work an the kid found it in the jewelry box. Definitely not her fault.

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24788 6

He doesn't realize how screwed he is when he gets married.

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chelzy 0

yeah. take his ring when he gets married.

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Hazard911 0

I would kill you kid if he was mine but good thing I don't want those things running around my house

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Nooblah 15

You would kill your 2nd grader for giving a wedding ring away? A tiny bit extreme, I think..

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loveyababe 0

chill self #7 i completely agree with everyone who said it was adorable. he likes her! :)

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koeda 0

lol you should've worn it! i remember i stole my mom's cookie (her share) to give to a girl i like in 1st grade but i got yelled at so bad after that. and it was only a cookie :P

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agexofxaquarius 2

Cute? Yes. Acceptable? Absolutely not. But don't worry. You will get it back. Even so, it sucks.

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skyoolie 0

i can't believe you didn't notice it missing! and second grade is old enough to understand that he shouldn't do that but years from now, it will be a nice story to tell his new girlfriends ;) because that is really cute

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