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By I Don't Exorcise / Thursday 10 May 2012 03:34 / United States
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Of course heaven has an Internet connection! It is supposed to be 'more bliss than anything on earth'...

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Just think of him as your personal trainer. But for real call animal control getting bit by a dog sucks

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If they can post this on FML, I think it's safe to say that they escaped the dog. Or can enter an FML whilst running from said dog. Or they have FML in the afterlife. Hey, one can hope.

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Maybe they were using FML on a mobile device, and are still running from the dog as we speak. At least it'll help OP burn off calories.

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Yay, 12 when I read this I imagined OP with terry-toweling head and sweat bands trying to type on the iPhone! Yay!

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This reminds me of this joke where there's a guy who joins a weightloss program and on the first day, a hot girl wearing only sneakers shows up at his door with a sign that says "if you catch me, you can do what you want with me." He runs for 5miles then has his way with her. This continues everyday with a hotter and faster girl than the day before. Finally, he tells the program director that he's ready for the final challenge. The director says, with a wink, "Are you sure? You m

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Previous OP: "This is for kicking my defenseless cart down the isle and taking all the low-priced bacon! *makes dog sniff bacon* Fluffy, go get her!"

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I hereby move to change the phrase to "life is like sampling the different fillings contained within the chocolates that are found in boxes." All in favor?! ... And the Nays have it! Expressions are less fun when you are over literal.

I'd like to know how OP actually got out unharmed. When you run it becomes a hunt. And a dog is not so easy to outrun as the movies would have you believe.

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-nods- if a dog was really after you, no way you can outrun it, especially with a fully grown german shepherd.

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Do you know if it is legal to pepper spray or beat a dog with a baseball bat if your life was really in danger?

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It is illegal to beat an animal or harm them maliciously like that. Also German Shepherd the breed is actually a really good breed of dog. It is a great family dog generally. Like any dog including the Pittbulls, the Dobermans. the Rottweilers etc. It just takes a good owner and a good trainer.

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So you're saying that I can't defend myself against an animal who is about to rip me to shreds? Pepper spray it is. Sorry, PETA. Human life > animal life

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Well a dog like that needs a really really good owner a german Shepard not so much it's just like most other dogs.

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Not correct. My dog is severely socially disabled and will attack indiscriminately out of fear. She has no trust in strangers and ever since she was very young she leaned towards it. As a puppy she never showed much interest in affection -she was strangely cold and aloof, and very unpredictable. And as she got older, the more I socialised her the worse she became. I have adapted to control this but sometimes dogs just have problems. That being said, a dog with aggressive tendencies should never

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exactly. as a pitbull owner, I know to leave other peoples dogs alone. a GS ran after me and my dog - all I did was stand against a tree (hiding my tiny dog) and screamed for the owner to get their dog - all they had to do was whistle, thank god.....but running means you're playing or scared or a threat

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113- but at least you know to put it on a leash. Some people let aggressive dogs roam free. Have you thought about calling that dog whisperer guy? 116- it's good that you and your dog are ok.

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105 Sorry animal life > human life. I know a guy who use to live in my neighbor hood. Anyways, he got attacked by a dog, and tried to defend himself with a large stick, yeah he's now serving a year in jail, for injuring the dog, and a four thousand dollar fine.the guy got what he deserved :/

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You can make friends with your enemies so.. Dunno, I think there is a difference between untamed and rabid, untamed dogs still have a chance :)

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I don't know about you, but when I meet a dog that has an unpleasant reputation and it's chasing after me, I don't try to be friends with it.

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True eggnog :) But even if they have unpleasant reputation, they can still be good companions :) I may be a little too optimistic though

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I mean, it's not impossible if OP really wanted to put forth an effort to make a connection with the dog, but unless s/he is good friends with the owner already and OP's over at their house often, it's not gonna happen.

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There's no such thing as being "too optimistic". Unrealistic, maybe. But who's to say OP won't get to know the neighbors and their dog?

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