Work: Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML - FML

By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 04:01 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML

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By bob the builder - 08/11/2012 14:36 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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By Creepedout - 19/11/2015 03:26 - United States - Wilson

Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By walnutbladder - 07/01/2011 21:46 - United States

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Friday 6 April 2012 16:09

Perfect username. Just get a foot stool! Problem solved littleman :3

Cad6 24

Friday 6 April 2012 16:14

Urine quite a situation there. I would just piss it off and use the toilet.

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Donat96 20

Friday 6 April 2012 16:17

At least you have a valid excuse to avoid the awkward urinal conversations.

rattusrattus 18

Friday 6 April 2012 18:49

Urinals just sound massively awkward anyway. And basically a sophisticated method of pissing up a wall.

taerts 9

Friday 6 April 2012 16:18

... That's not very user friendly :/

linkinpark98 23

Friday 6 April 2012 16:19

I hate being short. :3

419 0

Friday 6 April 2012 21:32

Noor - I know how you feel, my friends, which are all taller than me, do that to me too.

Guitar360 4

Friday 6 April 2012 22:15

I'm tall so I've never had the urinal problem but I use my short girl friends as leaning post too. Unlike you though they feel fine about it because it shows affection. Maybe that's why your friends do it?

j_cat187 19

Saturday 7 April 2012 4:30

I love resting my arm on short chicks

jasleen4eva 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:13

I feel your pain. I'm only 4'11" everyone is taller than me.

CrisisH3ro 0

Friday 6 April 2012 16:19

aim higher?

simpleman124 1

Friday 6 April 2012 16:22

Yikes, sorry bro.

DocBastard 38

Friday 6 April 2012 16:24

Easy fix - just jump.

coffee_man900 16

Friday 6 April 2012 16:54

Well, I'm guessing you have never actually tried that Doc. That would be as bad as trying to pee upside down, like Spiderman on a ceiling. It just can't be done. Be funny watching someone try though. :)

Jannettecooks 1

Friday 6 April 2012 16:26

Eww Ewwww ewwwwww Cleaner to sit on a urinal? I just threw up in my mouth!

sincerelyjay 13

Friday 6 April 2012 16:27

That must be a pain to not be able to reach the urinals.

BunBunBabe 8

Friday 6 April 2012 16:29

You need to demand one kid sized urinal per bathroom! In fact I remember several targets having one "kid sized" toilet in girls bathrooms I the 90s! Why would they not continue that for people who are short like kids and midgets

emmaweeee 0

Friday 6 April 2012 16:31

just arc your stream a little higher..?

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