By Steph - 21/06/2009 12:05 - Bulgaria

Spicy
Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 424
You deserved it 3 270

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What about when the hookers take a shit?

heatherrrx 0

Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

Comments

whyowhy26 3

THIS IS NOT FUNNY !!! AAAAH!!! FML isnt a site where we wanna read about ppl whine.!! MAKE IT FUNNIER MODS!

sounds like my previous apartment o.o good thing we moved out

You should take advantage!! Try and get in on the time with the hookers? Maybe he isnt using the full time hes paying for? And challenge him in a round of battle *****? $10 per round, bribe your neighbor to be the judge and call it in your favour! :D

You DONT deserve this!! This sucks as I have the same problem. Definately a FML. It's expensive and a bitch to move, all commenters must realize this. I once had a apt where the guy upstairs played the TUBA, badly, every day precisely at 8 am and 1pm!!! it sucks and then it blows!!!!

DisappearingRose 18

That's not the only thing that blows. ;) *hint* hookers

skiBOAT 0

I remember moderating this one, which caused my gag reflexes to uncomfortably shift up to the front of my mouth. :[

playfuldesk 0

Haha do a hooker and take a shit at the same time and see how he likes it

RJB 0

oh yah its so large i cant kepp it in me anymore oh god oh god oh god..oh my god theres more theres more theres more :When Op neighbor takes a shit that would be funny...lol