Intimacy: Today, I re-injured my ankle and wrenched my knee slightly while...

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2016 16:46 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I re-injured my ankle and wrenched my knee slightly while jumping into a puddle. I injured my ankle the first time by playing ninja. I'm 22. FML

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gamerlaura 13

Friday 9 September 2016 3:19

we all have an inner child I guess yours comes to the surface more than others

sturschaedel 27

Friday 9 September 2016 5:21

Don't be embarrassed. Keep being awesome!

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gamerlaura 13

Friday 9 September 2016 3:19

we all have an inner child I guess yours comes to the surface more than others

sturschaedel 27

Friday 9 September 2016 5:21

Don't be embarrassed. Keep being awesome!

bickdig69 8

Sunday 18 September 2016 4:20

You sound pretty lit wanna come over smoke a blunt and play ninja together? Im serious

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