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By Anonymous / Tuesday 14 June 2011 01:08 / United States
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  pwincessa23  |  1

very kinky;) total turn on.

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  jess6blondie9  |  2

Just because someone ran out of breath doesn't automatically make them fat. No need to be a prick.

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  enonymous  |  8

By mowing the lawn he really means driving through that little green patch of dirt on his way to Walmart and yes.. he will drive that lawn mower up and down the isle

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  xBangOut  |  4

This can happen ONLY in USA

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^^ all good theories but the most likely cause is he hit a rock which then ricocheted off a tree into a goose causing the goose to lay an egg onto of a frog which out of fright lept into OPs mouth resulting in him struggling to breath.

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  Randuhh_17  |  4

he could live in a very humid area...like south Louisiana per-say... it gets so humid, it could messed with someone's asthma or something... even "fit" people without asthma here can get out of breath in this humidity. people can get asthma attacks in hot showers...

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  womanjesus  |  0

28- No, losing your breath does not specifically mean you are fat, but losing your breath while sitting down? I'm pretty sure that does. Or at least extremely unhealthy. Stop being so self righteous and thinking you're smarter than everyone else because YOU'RE WRONG. Dick.

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  MrHughJass  |  0

118 lololol south LA? You honestly have no fuckin' idea how hot it gets in the south. The humidty is over %90 everyday in the summertime and the tempature rarely goes below 90. Step outside for about 5 minutes and you'll be drenched in sweat.

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  Randuhh_17  |  4

178-thank you. I live in south Louisiana as well, and I'm not saying everyone does, im sayin SOME people do. the humidity is horrible, and people do get out of breath, it's smothering. especially if op has asthma...that could be the reason.

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  Big_Red_138  |  3

It's so hard to turn a steering wheel....they need to invent a way that I can turn the lawn mower just by shifting my weight!! That will be so much easier and won't cause me to be completely exhausted!!

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  XxToriwolfxX  |  0

One question - Why in the HELL would you buy a riding mower? Are you too lazy to walk around a little? -If you actually have physical problems ignore this comment- Unless, of course, you live in a house with a GIGANTIC yard..

By  CallMeHush  |  0

Well at least you didn't puke so that is a start. This was a subtle hint that maybe you need to get into a little better shape. The chair collapsing last week was a hint too but you missed that one eh Skippy?

By  mintcar  |  9

What? There is no work involved. You drive around on a mower and it does the work for you. I'm not too sure how you were able to run of breath...

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  hilariexcore  |  0

Mint! I love your new septum piercing & I'm incredibly jealous. I was going to get mine last weekend when I was out of town for my friend's wedding but I didn't have time... I haven't made it back down there because the shop I want to go to is almost 2 hours from where I live...

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