Love and Money: Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with...

By fuckmee - 01/08/2017 05:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML

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You deserved it 20 784

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By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Creep

By fu2then - 09/03/2010 06:04 - Canada

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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You deserved it 4 549

Long time coming

By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 14:00

Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML

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You deserved it 124

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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You deserved it 646

By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Not the one

By LOSER - 23/05/2022 00:00

Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML

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You deserved it 126

By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 214

By crazytown - 10/04/2014 15:50 - United States - Denver

Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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You deserved it 4 682

GhostFox 33

Thursday 27 July 2017 20:21

Get the **** over yourself. No one with an even mildly functional brain is going to have pity for someone like you. You cheated on your ex boyfriend. You got him fired. And now that he's doing well, you're acting like YOU were the one that was wronged? Gets some ******* therapy to get over yourself, get reacquainted with these things called "morals", and grow the hell up. People like you who portray themselves as always being the victim deserve to die alone.

boopingsnoot 24

Saturday 29 July 2017 19:02

I'm feeling pretty sure this was submitted by the ex-boyfriend himself…

Comments

Walter_Sobchak7 13

Tuesday 1 August 2017 7:12

If I was him, I'd take you back, ask you to marry me, elope with family and friends and when it gets time to say "I do" laugh and say **** no! and play remember when. then take my family on an elaborate vacation that was supposed to be our "honeymoon" that we planned together all while sending you post cards from every place we visit. But then again I'm just an asshole when it comes to that type of stuff. You my friend are clearly out of your element.

maverick8369 4

Thursday 3 August 2017 3:44

you and I sir should become payback planners

Gwengreen 6

Tuesday 1 August 2017 7:25

FYL- right? You are a self proclaimed gold-digger who sleeps around for the best sugar daddy. What was he expecting? A loyal, caring, genuine partner to support him in his personal life and career? You poor little (sugar)baby!

TheDiceMan69 3

Tuesday 1 August 2017 7:34

And you expect us to feel sorry for a ***** like you?!?

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 1 August 2017 7:57

So what we get from this. You cheated on your boyfriend and got him fired from his job. Both very bad things for you to do. You meet your boyfriend again and find out he is rich so want to get back together? It is not looking like you are a very pleasant person but you do not appear to realise it.

olga_crvjl 19

Tuesday 1 August 2017 8:36

Karma is a bitch lol

rety1 13

Tuesday 1 August 2017 8:58

i cheated on my boyfriend and ended up getting him fired. he's swimming in money now and won't take me back so I can mooch off his good fortune, even though I was a huge pile of shit while he was broke.. "**** MY life"....