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By jokerboy04 - 02/08/2016 15:06

Today, I put the new Harry Potter book I own in my bag. I also put my $35 water bottle in it as well. The bottle leaked. FML

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liloh_fml 11

Wednesday 3 August 2016 21:52

$35 for a water bottle??

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liloh_fml 11

Wednesday 3 August 2016 21:52

$35 for a water bottle??

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