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8 - I love Corgi's :) OP - why do you need to TRY to get his attention? I'm sure straddling him in those shorts woulda worked better and saved you the headache.

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@5 @10 @21 @25 @38 @43 You are all just stupid. How is she a slut? Or whatever you said? She was only trying to get her boyfriends attention. Not like she went to the mall to get other guys attention. All of yall are dumbasses. Also OP YDI.

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This is no big deal happens to everyone. Well the bumping your head on shit thing, but hey op I bet you got attention! Just say you have a huge headache and he needs to pamper you and stuff!

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Which is why I put "Sexism FTL." Fact of the matter is, a woman can be sexual or knows what she wants and called a slut or a bitch, and if a man does the exact same thing he gets a pat on the back and called "the man." It's fucked up and sexist. -Edit- Thanks #66

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Sucks, you should of been all sexy about it, like "Oh my God that hurt, baby can you come in the bedroom and see if I have a bump?" Or something like that, I suck with the smooth talk -_-

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58, I'm very sure you're the idiot. if she wanted "attention"(she wanted sex) why didn't she just go over n start kissing playing etc? she deserves it for trying something stupid like that when she coulda just grabbed his dick and said "let's go". And if she just wanted to tease but not please well then I wish she just broke her neck when she hit her head cause that's just cruel. My opinion, if you have a different one I frankly don't give a rat's ass.

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105, "grabbing his dick and saying let's go" could be considered just as smutty. There's nothing wrong with being creative and playful with your boyfriend. I feel sorry for your girlfriend (if you have one) because, you sound like a royal pain in the ass. She's not slutty or an attention whore.

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you are dumb. she IS A SLUT because if she does that to her bf then she most likely is the kind of girl who dresses like a slut at the mall just to tease n shit. sluuuuuut

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68 don't get on your high horse like girls don't say shit about guys who get with a lot of girls. the only difference is girls call each other sluts and guys praise it

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no, they didnt. this is a public site....and this is America sooo.... i can say what i want cant i? sorry if you're one of the sluts that i was talking about. not my fault

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i didn't say you couldn't say what you wanted. i was just asking a question. c: p.s. wearing skimpy shorts specifically to show off for your significant other while in private doesn't make you a slut.

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girls need to realize that it would be alot easier if they just said what they meant and got to the point like op shoulda just told him if she wanted sex. ps all teases should die

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176!!! Oh my god, I took your advice and read a book! It was in Spanish though. It was still good! The title was: "Comó no ser una puta." Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.

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OH NOES!!! My life are ruined cuz I hit my head after all that effort of bending down and trying to get my bf's attention! D: This FML fails so hard, I don't even know where to... :

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#288, psssssstt, "sammich joke" = "a hurr durr i make funnies by saying the word 'sammich' when someone says 'woman' a hurrr i has teh brainz!!1" Just keep that in mind for later. And for life in general, please. :P

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105: Booooring. Re the slut comments: If having an "only around the house" playtime wardrobe makes you a slut, I and every other VS shopper is a huge one. Hell, we throw brides slut-parties! (Yes, I know they're trolls.)

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Aha. So apparently you don't understand the language of sarcasm. And because you don't understand this complicated language, you resort to throwing insults. Cool. How...sweet of you. Might I suggest throwing something a little more creative at me, next time? Who cares about the size of my boobs. The angle of my picture does not imply that I'm a slut, by the way. Get your facts straight before you say anything. Really, looking at your picture, you have a similar angle. You are also showing off what little boob you have. You might even be the same size as me. Hey, what do you know! You probably even wear super push up bras with tons of padding just to get that look. Nice try, on all that. But you kind of failed. Y'know, miserably.

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Funny how you notice I changed my picture after the fact, when I clicked edit my profile and changed it before I saw your stupid comment. You're calling me a bitch because I pointed something out? Also, I guess your grandmother's into making her grandchildren out to be hypocrites and whores. Cool!

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And I called you a slut sarcastically because I can. So I guess we're even. Are you still going on and on? *Yawwwn*... EDIT: Believe what you want, anyways. I find it amusing you still don't understand sarcasm.

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but as i have stated before, everyone loves boobs! (psst. that means everyone loves you, captain!) o: i also sort of feel like a spectacle with all these people laughing. -shuffles offstage-

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woooowww! i am certainly impressed. ... but i don't think that makes you slutty enough. nor does it help you contract more STDs. you're not really helping your case much. ):

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Oh guys... I raped you both at the same time! We can all share! :D Guess what that means dncr? You now have captain's std's. Tell me, how do you feel about that? o.O

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you know, i actually feel pretty good about it. you know why? because now i can feel even more accepted! it's like sharing love. except itchier.

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