Miscellaneous: Today, I put an offer on a new house. This would be exciting...

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By anotherschmuck - 12/03/2016 19:23 - United States - Toms River

Today, I put an offer on a new house. This would be exciting but directly after the meeting, my car suffered catastrophic failure. I need a new car but must wait 45 days until i can close on the house. FML

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