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By cookiemonster - 28/04/2016 05:35 - Austria
Today, I popped the cherry on the sofa in my girlfriend's parent's house. It left a stain. The sofa is white and her parents noticed soon after. Oh, and I wasn't speaking figuratively. I sat on the damn cherry and squashed it. FML