Miscellaneous: Today I picked up my sister's ashes from the funeral home and... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 13:18 - United States - West Tehama County

Today I picked up my sister's ashes from the funeral home and had a beautiful ceremony at sea. As soon as the boat returned to land, I received a call from a woman asking which slip they're bringing the ashes to for the ceremony. I don't know who we spread. FML.

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