Miscellaneous: Today, I peed my pants for the first time since I was a child.... - FML

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By anon - 03/04/2016 22:01 - United States - Littleton

Today, I peed my pants for the first time since I was a child. In front of my whole family. And my landlord. I'm 17. FML

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