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By Nicklas - 01/06/2016 10:47 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I overslept and woke up 20 minutes before starting my shift at work. After a 25 minute power-walk in pouring rain I finally got to the office, only to be greeted by a ''What are you doing here?''. Not only was today my day off, I think I might have caught a cold as well. FML

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sturschaedel 27

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:11

Been there, done that. Now I make sure to set my alarm clock for the whole week in advance, as well as make a note in my calendar that I DON'T have to work that day.

Atomic_Mushroom 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:00

You should do what I do and set 15 alarms across two different clocks :D

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Atomic_Mushroom 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:00

You should do what I do and set 15 alarms across two different clocks :D

sturschaedel 27

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:11

Been there, done that. Now I make sure to set my alarm clock for the whole week in advance, as well as make a note in my calendar that I DON'T have to work that day.

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