Miscellaneous: Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law....

By firethorn - 20/06/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By I keep failing it all - 02/06/2013 19:45 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Wichita

Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

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By Amazon Ruined My Life - 28/12/2018 14:00

Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By bad blood, no shit - 03/12/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

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Monday 20 June 2011 12:04

She sounds lovely. Flip her off for me will you?

CRrawsum 7

Monday 20 June 2011 12:02

Atleast she got you something...

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bentleysdad11611 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:15

she must be cocky with her looks lol

mismonroe 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:15

Did you make a money shot all over it?

SamuelsJosh34 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:49

I'm gonna money shot all over a picture of you

techweed 12

Monday 20 June 2011 12:31

is she hot??

wahed_habela1 3

Monday 20 June 2011 12:38

yea is she hot?

IronMaiden45 0

Monday 20 June 2011 13:15

might not be cuz he posted it as an fml lol

sheethapins 13

Monday 20 June 2011 22:10

17 That pic made me laugh and gag at the same time.

max13532 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:31

probs

PSQ91 6

Monday 20 June 2011 12:32

You didn't have to accept this, you know.

roadracer39 5

Monday 20 June 2011 12:35

ewwwwwww!!!

rhysfucker 24

Monday 20 June 2011 12:39

is she trying to tell you something? like mother, like daughter?

shutupYDI 4

Monday 20 June 2011 15:27

OP is a dude.

williem002 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:10

so the daughter would be his wife..

rhysfucker 24

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:10

got it. was trying to insinuate that mom in law likes the same flavor man as the daughter

ghostlilac 25

Monday 20 June 2011 12:43

or as a flyswatter

shit0happens 1

Monday 20 June 2011 12:51

well in

stepherly 5

Monday 20 June 2011 13:03

What? This isn't even an FML. You sound spoiled.

angel55033 12

Monday 20 June 2011 13:12

your comment should be moderated it's not for you to decide what an fml is you moron most are meant to be funny idiotic moments

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Monday 20 June 2011 13:09

That is screwed up, man. Mother-in-laws are such fruit baskets.

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