Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a...

By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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Le Epic Bacon

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 21:30

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By raybandy - 24/01/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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Dinnertime

By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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crazymase 9

Friday 16 September 2011 16:04

Bacon is great you should try it

chomoma 0

Friday 16 September 2011 16:05

It's a sign for you to switch over

Comments

ambowew 7

Friday 16 September 2011 16:08

You bloody pig, that's disgusting!

EvilDave 13

Friday 16 September 2011 16:10

Quit whining. You want to live and eat like a prey, you should smell like prey too.

OreoKami 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:46

sherryl_fml 0

Friday 16 September 2011 16:11

PIG!

krustacea 1

Friday 16 September 2011 16:13

YUM!!! put it on some biscuits and you are set!!!!

kewlaidman10 15

Friday 16 September 2011 16:14

Bacon is boss

ikickgingers 15

Friday 16 September 2011 16:32

I would lick You. If you tasted like beer too... Hell yes!!!! Bring it on!!

ikickgingers 15

Friday 16 September 2011 17:02

Wtf not you. Op. **** I am getting a droid wtf!!

2low2tow 3

Friday 16 September 2011 16:22

Every vegetarian should smell like bacon

picklemonger 13

Friday 16 September 2011 16:25

That's your subconscious telling you to rethink your position I'm meat by putting delicious bacon in your thoughts.

xxlivingcorpsexx 16

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:35

So you're meat?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Saturday 17 September 2011 3:17

94 Technically it could control the perception of smell, because what are our senses really but just what we perceive them to be?

leannecloveryau 11

Friday 16 September 2011 16:31

HAHAHAHAHAH seriously. That fails!

leannecloveryau 11

Friday 16 September 2011 16:32

I totally agree.

ReptarSwag 4

Friday 16 September 2011 16:33

This FML is stupid

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