Kids: Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a... - FML

By Mommycakes - 03/03/2015 13:14 - United States - Apache Junction

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

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Mommycakes 2

Saturday 7 March 2015 5:19

Just a quick reassurance, Tyler is my other son. Thanks for the support!

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cutycat136 28

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:01

Yes and it was sad, but it's a good thing the tooth fairy had an assistant that was glad to take over while they find another fairy to take over the job.

communisttaco 16

Tuesday 3 March 2015 18:55

He had to learn the tooth eventually

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Miss_Chevious 37

Tuesday 3 March 2015 18:59

Is it just me but the whole idea of the tooth fairy teaches children to sell body parts for money? I'd say thanks to Tyler, whoever he is.

ToxicTyrael 26

Tuesday 3 March 2015 21:20

U never heard of the kidney fairy? It's quite common on thr black marked.

liquifiednate 21

Tuesday 3 March 2015 21:46

It might be just you. Not once did I think about selling body parts while growing up.

jenjen2633 17

Wednesday 4 March 2015 5:03

I thought the story of the tooth fairy was something to look forward to while I dealt with the pain of a loose tooth?? But idk that's just me.

travellingfun 18

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:00

I do feel sorry for your younger child but, Tyler seems quite funny and on the ball.

cutycat136 28

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:01

Yes and it was sad, but it's a good thing the tooth fairy had an assistant that was glad to take over while they find another fairy to take over the job.

netflixislove 32

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:02

Oh the joys of fictional characters

jerome72 14

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:07

Tyler sounds like the type of guy that wears sunglasses at night

Darkness_Hate 29

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:08

That's a tooth call..

bananassin 25

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:09

smart. Now your kid is happy :D

ToxicTyrael 26

Tuesday 3 March 2015 21:22

Would you be happy if you were believing in the tooth fairy and a friend would say she died in a car accident?

usmc_sean 8

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:10

Make Tyler give him the money.

Salvanoi 23

Thursday 5 March 2015 7:46

Punish him for telling the truth?

ajs1987 15

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:11

This will be a great family story in about 10 years

iShanny 13

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:12

On the bright side, Tyler just saved you some cash!

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