FML : Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a...

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Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By brokeandalone - / Tuesday 30 July 2013 05:09 / United States

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By Theclarksondales | 8

#5605054 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:05

That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.

By Chelsea_bella | 20

#5605055 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:06

Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.

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By jw90 | 18

#5605051 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:02

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ironichalibut | 24

#5605052 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:03

He already left though, I think the whole leaving card has been played already.

LeonnJ | 13

#5605053 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:05

Definitely

By Theclarksondales | 8

#5605054 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:05

That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.

LiGhTMaGiCk | 18

#5605118 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 01:17

Sounds painful too. Time to go buy a waffle iron?

Mobyman30 | 9

#5605214 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 04:16

#4 I think what you meant to say was, "That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the dick"

Fluffasuars_Rawr | 15

#5605377 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 06:07

I now have a new favorite word..thank you #4

Axipiter | 24

#5605577 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 07:59

No 49, I think what 4 meant to say was "That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face."

negb | 30

#5606009 - Wednesday 31 July 2013 01:30

Hehe. Dickwaffle.

nature_girl_08 | 10

#5606060 - Wednesday 31 July 2013 02:39

...I am stupidly excited to see someone use a random word I heard in a video XD

HarryF18 | 9

#5606539 - Wednesday 31 July 2013 12:40

Was that meant to be funny?

addioty | 19

#5612195 - Sunday 4 August 2013 05:41

He deserves a swift kick to the uterus.

By Chelsea_bella | 20

#5605055 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:06

Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.

flashback.miss | 28

#5605067 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:12

Ahh! But now OP can bask in the comfort knowing that she'll have the last laugh while he faces punishment for fraud/theft.

TheDrifter | 23

#5605119 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 01:17

Unless it's a joint account. Marital asset fraud law is different than other sections of fraud law.

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5605172 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 02:51

brilliant! op turn him in for the agony and financial debt he caused u!!! 27--and true but he already confessed to leaving her for another woman so basically he's asking for a divorce.

RedPillSucks | 30

#5605282 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 04:55

Draining the account shouldn't be fraud (not a lawyer) as they're still married. However, if they don't live in a "no-fault" divorce she may be entitled to more than half of the marital assets since hubby ran off with someone else.

crazytwinsmom | 25

#5605365 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 05:56

Although he may not have any assets if he had to use hers.

bjc216 | 6

#5605637 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 08:49

Ummm unless its a joint account, using HER card that's under HER name is fraud as he is posing as her to use the card. He stole her identity and money, drained account or not.

insanez58 | 11

#5608350 - Thursday 1 August 2013 06:51

didn't even think of that

GrapeJuice67 | 17

#6701857 - Thursday 13 October 2016 05:23

This was a bad plan on his part. GO GIT 'EM OP!

By flashback.miss | 28

#5605059 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:08

I just, *hug*, best revenge is to move on and live your life to the fullest, and let the home wrecker keep your immature, heartless douche of an ex-husband.

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5605173 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 02:53

ya im truly sorry op. :( we've all experienced it..well most of us. it sucks but I know youre strong enough to continue on. have a great life!

By pistachiopanda | 19

#5605061 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:10

Hey! At least you have a note to show the judge!

AssTard | 15

#5605806 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 11:13

Good point, but the husband could easily deny it as his.

By Soloman212 | 28

#5605065 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:11

I sure hope that account wasn't listed under both your names so that you can nail the bastard!

Horsempeg | 25

#5605192 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 03:20

well she called it in right? so he is already screwed!

Pikawhore | 21

#5605211 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 04:10

Phrasing!

By ironichalibut | 24

#5605069 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:13

If everything was purchased with your money,from the bank, couldn't you claim that all that stuff is yours? Then you could start a new life in Florida. Edit: I guess 8 is right, it could be a joint account..

plum_lovin | 28

#5605123 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 01:20

Wait... why would OP wanna start a life in Florida (the same place her douche of husband and his girlfriend started their life together)?

By iAlissa | 34

#5605070 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:13

What a douchecanoe.

Gizmo4Evr | 6

#5605091 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:43

Love it - Douche Canoe! Lmao

dunker_fml | 4

#5605219 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 04:21

I love that term, douchecanoe, just rolls off the tongue.

jlmontgomery | 11

#5605327 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 05:20

I've learned 2 new words today....dickwaffle & douchecanoe....ya learn something new every day!

iAlissa | 34

#5605450 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 06:56

Asswagon, douchecanoe, twatwaffle.... Oh the endless possibilities...

mangoboy1 | 19

#5605549 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 07:46

Your profile pic isn't you.

SiHa00095 | 15

#5608052 - Thursday 1 August 2013 02:27

MattG124 would be proud XD

By RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5605075 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:21

If you need help with the bodies, I know a guy who may or may not be me.

tigerisabelle | 31

#5605502 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 07:23

I know a place that may or may not be a graveyard, a gun that may or may not be a gun, and a bus for dead bodies that may or may not be a bus for dead bodies.