Love: Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store....

By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 17:24 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 10:12 - Malta - Qormi

Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 17:41 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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Official_Person 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:34

You don't blow a bubble gum bubble if you're trying to impress someone. Unless you're six.

foolishworkerbee 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:33

i bet she was most impressed.

Comments

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:38

that's hawttt.

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:56

how is it hot? haha i wouldn't want gum spit on me.....

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:04

zach!:D lol.

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:05

it was a joke, pumpkin(:

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:05

haha sam! :D

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:07

oh. sorry pumpkin :D

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:13

oh. sorry pumpkin :D

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:13

no worries! I forgive you(:

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:14

zach you should text me later:D

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:21

ok I will sam :) and haha ok paige :)

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:55

Paige......do u work at subway? because your giving me a footlong!!!!! haha just kidding!!!!

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:00

bahaha... xD but seriously, I do. xD

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:04

haha :) wait work at subway or give me a footlong??

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:05

work at subway! how am I supposed to know if I give you a footlong xD ahaha.

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:06

oh yeah.... u should ge me a free sandwich :D

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:10

haha okay(: shhh it'll be our little secret^-^

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:14

ok :) how old r u? cuz I think u gotta be like 16 to work there

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:15

I'm 17 :P

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:17

oh sweet. in ur picture u look like 14 haha

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:20

D: that's meann

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:21

why is it mean?

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:26

that means I look like a little girl. there's a big difference between 14 and 17. /:

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:28

ok I'm sorry Paige. how old do I look?

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:32

like 15 haha. and I forgive you, again!

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:35

haha thanks :) and I'm 14 I turn 15 this september

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:37

haha that's cute. don't forget to text Sam!

jetpackzach 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:38

I did already haha :)

Peacemaker9 7

Wednesday 17 March 2010 7:43

omg!!! longest talk between two plp in this ever!!!!!

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 17 March 2010 7:53

no mine and Zach's went on for like 7 pages that one time, lol:)

Mervyn 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:40

Wow, and what made you think that would work?

Aj4710 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:40

I'm not sure if ur lesbian, but I have had experience with UTTERLY FAILING when I am around a girl I think is cute.

ImpatientFemale 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:40

xD that's great, I like spitting gum at strangers to impress women as well. It's kind of my hobbie :D

shawty_22 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:41

nice move

take_it_ez 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:42

be my gf!

afatmonkey 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:42

I know. When I want to impress a girl I lift my shirt to shoot lasers out of my nipples and blow up a car. Then I burn up a few cars with my flamethrower belly button. Works every time.

imakeubleed 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:42

loser.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:42

Mmmm. Bubblegum bubbles are sooo sexy. I would've been turned on.... If I were a five-year-old lesbian -_-

awesomechica1229 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:46

op was just going to blow a big bubble and pop it, thus making a loud pop so that the girl would actually look at them. Not to show how big a bubble they could make to turn them on.