By timetraveler1854 - 03/11/2016 00:55 - United States - Nanuet

Today, I needed to cut something open so I asked my roommate to toss me my pocket knife from the counter. Apparently, he heard, "Open the knife then toss me it." FML
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timetraveler1854 19

Oh man, this is my FML. I wasn't logged in when I published it. When my friend threw my knife to me, I tried knocking it away with the box I was holding but it grazed the back of my hand resulting in me needing stitches as it says in the title. And to the guy that says I shouldn't be doing cattle mutilations in my house, you don't see me walking into your home telling you what to do.

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chirstinap325 23

Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?

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claudiajean 24

I think your roommate is trying to tell you something

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Shay_Shay97 23

To some people, common sense just doesn't exist.

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notpresent 9

Why does the other friend sound so much like me? Lol

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timetraveler1854 19

Oh man, this is my FML. I wasn't logged in when I published it. When my friend threw my knife to me, I tried knocking it away with the box I was holding but it grazed the back of my hand resulting in me needing stitches as it says in the title. And to the guy that says I shouldn't be doing cattle mutilations in my house, you don't see me walking into your home telling you what to do.

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lululand315 12

Sorry, OP. You need a new roommate. One with a brain.

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, did you return the knife in likewise fashion?

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