Miscellaneous: Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics...

By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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kballa21 2

Friday 13 July 2012 9:05

Better lay off those beans...

RadiationNeon 5

Friday 13 July 2012 9:06

Let's see the Chinese Copy that...

Comments

A100893 30

Friday 13 July 2012 9:10

You did a perfect routine and didn't critically injure yourself. Remember: It could always be worse. Like being showered in hot coffee because you left it on the roof of your car or something like that.

TheCaterpiller 6

Friday 13 July 2012 9:16

Heh heh heh, reference to previous FML there

botanistjessica 24

Friday 13 July 2012 9:56

Thank you, captain obvious.

winnerme123 8

Friday 13 July 2012 22:02

Or ended in final destination 5 style.

butterybiscuit 6

Saturday 14 July 2012 4:25

That may be the best comment ive ever seen.

JustKittyKat 24

Friday 13 July 2012 9:11

Bonus points for making them giggle?

serena_10 11

Friday 13 July 2012 9:11

That's really awkward, but I'm sure if you laugh it off, they will laugh with you. Plus, your performance was good so it'll take away from the embarassement!

ohrlly7457 7

Friday 13 July 2012 9:12

So thats what woke me up you know it was 3 am here when you did that.

CaptTeemo 10

Friday 13 July 2012 9:13

Poor kid was disturbed from his slumber.

KogMaw 6

Friday 13 July 2012 13:41

I wonder if he thought it was from a nightmare. Still, I'd rather be woken up by a fart than standing on one of your shrooms >.>

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 13 July 2012 23:04

Chinese kid: Dafuq was that?

MicMic_fml 7

Friday 13 July 2012 23:34

100- Chinese kid: Ching chong?

unknown_user5566 26

Friday 13 July 2012 9:16

I'm so deficient when it comes to physical feats that I'm still in awe of you being able to do the splits, OP. Because of your physical abilities, I find it hard to say your life sucks. You are flexible and can flip your way across a room- that is ******* awesome. ;)

mrkck 0

Friday 13 July 2012 9:20

I think all gymnastics routines should end with a fart. That would be challenging. Instant disqualification for a shart.

MotherHen88 4

Friday 13 July 2012 10:38

I was a gymnast, and they often do. Also, needing to pee after a routine was a frequent problem.

mrkck 0

Friday 13 July 2012 20:06

Sounds like a nightmare!

GlitterAngel 8

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:33

Bahahahaha!! Omg! I love the comments to this FML!

emeraldisle 30

Friday 13 July 2012 9:21

You know what they say, better out than in.

GovernorGeneral 8

Friday 13 July 2012 10:12

... How do you take in a fart?

Xythenol 6

Friday 13 July 2012 11:37

46 - Wanna find out?

IzabellaBlack 0

Friday 13 July 2012 23:01

64- do it. You won't.

nightowl713 25

Friday 13 July 2012 9:24

While passing gas in front of a lot of people is embarrassing(especially people who are already there to judge you), don't be hard on yourself. All that matters is that you had an amazing performance and that those judges are there to only judge your technique, and poise. By not reacting to the embarrassing moments, you show great poise!