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By Anonymous / Saturday 31 August 2013 07:24 / United Kingdom - Woodford Green
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  DocBastard  |  38

I'm not sure either is funnier though. If OP is a woman, she should just scream "STEPHANIE DIED OF NEUROSYPHILIS!" before slamming the door. If OP is a man...same thing.

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  jw90  |  18

It's a guy

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  Shy_Anne  |  10

If OP is a girl she can take Stephanie's place

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  TheCaramelKing  |  11

OP should dress up like Stephanie and then when the next person comes, invite them in. If OP is a guy he should remove his pants last surprising the customer with his, erm, package. If OP is a woman, then she should get a restraining order.

By  GenaALazer  |  22

So is she?

By  MissA7X  |  11

Well.. is she?

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

I'm pretty sure most hookers won't let you finish on them...

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  sweet23_fml  |  11

any one who works is a prostitute as we all have to something at one point or another that we don't want to do for money.

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  helen_ellexo  |  22

#6, if OP just took the money without offering service I feel as though her "clients" would definitely have something to come back for.. Could be a dangerous situation for OP

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  kasmol  |  15

No it wouldn't be prostitution, as that requires an exchange of sex for money. It could, however constitute fraud or theft, depending on the local ordinances.

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  Lil_Red777  |  21

It's a joke. And strippers usually have the look don't touch policy. Some clubs don't even let them take their bottoms off. Unless they're the really trashy clubs there's very little contact with the customers.

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  threer  |  30

Strippers can be male, too. Dickwads..

By  MidnaLink  |  30

I thought hookers came to the clients' house...

By  FitForFun  |  11

Hey if you are ever low on cash you could just sit in your apartment and wait... Or you could take this business opportunity and run with it, make cards and hand them out to expand the clientele.

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