Animals: Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally...

By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 7 125

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Same thing different taste

By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 151

You deserved it 5 726

By Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30

Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML

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You deserved it 668

Pissed

By Sally - 24/08/2018 22:00

Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 616

You deserved it 836

By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 105

You deserved it 14 361

Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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You deserved it 198

You were framed

By Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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You deserved it 158

Mad bastards

By oof - 13/10/2022 21:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my cats decided to start sprinting back and forth across the house while I was holding a cup of coffee. They both ran into each of my legs in unison, sending me crashing down on top of them. I also hit my head on the corner of a shelf and spilled coffee all over my neck, in addition to breaking the cup. FML

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You deserved it 169

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought my cats had spilled a cup of water and didn't worry about it. I went to a meeting and when I came back, my entire apartment was flooded with 3 inches of water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 807

You deserved it 7 121

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 45 858

By ChocolateEverywhere - 23/03/2017 00:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML

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You deserved it 482

ceilingfans 1

Monday 24 October 2011 0:28

My fat ass cats would drink it.

UrLyfSuxx 0

Monday 24 October 2011 0:20

Just like the cartoons.

Comments

ComptonGator 0

Monday 24 October 2011 0:35

Atleast it wasn't paint!

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 24 October 2011 4:56

Good point.

WeAreAHurricane 14

Monday 24 October 2011 6:49

I don't see how this would even happen...mind painting a picture for me? Ok sorry but I HAD to. :(

supersixfour 7

Monday 24 October 2011 10:15

or gasoline, or sulfuric acid, or radioactive fallout

Nutty4Muffs 3

Monday 24 October 2011 21:02

Last I checked, radioactive fallout is not something an animal can track, as it is a state of being.

2ndSucks 15

Monday 24 October 2011 0:36

Cats are demon spawn. But I still love them.

BrokenDreamer24 15

Monday 24 October 2011 0:39

Demon spawn that is cute and cuddly.

lemonkittens 8

Monday 24 October 2011 1:05

I worship you 15, a day to remember FTW

DrDilllonReese 12

Monday 24 October 2011 0:38

No, it sounds like a miserable time.

mrsabed 0

Monday 24 October 2011 0:39

cat lady

sillyboo 4

Monday 24 October 2011 0:42

arent rambuncious pets the best?! ;D

alival 12

Monday 24 October 2011 0:52

Looks like u have to mop again!

a_cassie 4

Monday 24 October 2011 7:07

looks like you stated the obvious.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 24 October 2011 11:26

^^ Looks like you stated the obvious about #23 stating the obvious...

staceystobb 0

Monday 24 October 2011 0:53

Haha that sux but ya...

twofirstnames 12

Monday 24 October 2011 0:54

Haha. classic.

perdix 29

Monday 24 October 2011 0:55

Clean the floors, again. You're obviously a crazy cat lady with no life, so forgo reading "Twilight" for the umpteenth time, and mop the floors again. This time put the containers of open liquid away.