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By anonymous198913 - 29/03/2016 06:06 - United States

Today, I missed an important meeting, since my mom had to go to the hospital to tend her sprained ankle. This happened when she was carrying my dog down the stairs and slipped. My dog can't walk for a couple weeks, because she just got treated for cancer, and could die if she's not too careful. FML

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