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R. Kelly pees on girls he likes. I think it's a sign of endearment when you let your bowels go for a girl. Go you, OP!! What a romantic!

Bodies have a way of acting up at the worst possible times. Don't let it get you down. Go for it, my friend.

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Yeah especially on dates. Word of advice: bring a book of matches with you on a date and when you feel the cloud knocking on the back door go to the restroom, let er rip, then light a match to burn away the hazardous fumes...Not that I would know anything about the subject...

You started off well.... You just need to work on the ending. I hope she just laughed it off because embarrassing things happen to everyone!

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