Intimacy: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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Close-Knit Family

By Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 00:00 - United States - Pikesville

Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML

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Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML

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Meet the parents

By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Living in a bad TV show

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. Turns out I had sex with her once about 3 months before I met my girlfriend, and had no idea who she was. She’s been “happily” married to my girlfriend's dad for 25 years. I have no idea what to say or do and it’s awkward, so my girlfriend is getting suspicious. FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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littlegolferboy 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:27

On their bed? Wow, at least they know you're classy...

kimcachu 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:51

you couldn't have sex with her in HER bed?

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GodsOfWrath 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:50

Very nice... Anal??

Sweetie2u 1

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:47

BigManny94 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:17

Haha probably

ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:16

Anal? They're both girls...

mattrd_fml 31

Wednesday 2 July 2014 18:05

Maybe she used a strap on?

kimcachu 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:51

you couldn't have sex with her in HER bed?

GodsOfWrath 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:52

What color is her hair?

crethan33 6

Tuesday 1 November 2016 18:20

#17 you and your other comment are just plain creepy

oh_geeze 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:56

haha. why their bed?

lady307 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:56

sweet!

nishylishy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:59

Wait this was submitted by a woman.........? ...... Nope, just...... No comment, No comment :).

v1kt4r 13

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:10

shit i hadnt noticed, makes all the more Epic, OP had she come out to her parents yet or was it a 2 in 1 combo for the parents, gnr

Rota 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:04

Now that is AWESOME!

mike1921 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:15

YDI for doing it in her parents' bed

tony8pie 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:16

You had sex on the same bed that your girlfriend's parents have sex on?!? Come on dude, that's gross!

Darthbane2007 17

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:19

THE person is a girl..

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:32

Awesome!

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