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By Anonymous / Thursday 19 March 2009 02:57 / United States
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okay, 1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird? wow... 2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in? your life is pretty f***ed

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Why would you stick your face close to an animal you just met? I work with over 20 trained parrots but I would still never stick my face up close to them. You are a stranger the bird was probably scared

Wow. At least you had the guts to go near it? I don't know, man. My friend has a parrot that would do the same thing if I got near it. Those birds can be scary fuckers. D:

okay, 1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird? wow... 2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in? your life is pretty f***ed

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