Intimacy: Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really...

By anonymous - 07/06/2009 06:18 - Korea Republic of

Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 11:15 - United States

Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By anon - 20/12/2016 23:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, after taking a guy home and getting frisky, he woke up in the middle of the night, got out of bed, and peed on my desk. That's 2 years of uni work and my laptop soaked through. FML

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Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2021 10:59

Today, my kids did not tell me the AC guy was here. I got up and went to the restroom in my bra and underwear, and the AC guy was standing in the bathroom. Our AC unit is downstairs, so both me and the AC guy were shocked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML

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Helldozer 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:19

YDI for bringing random people into your apartment, *****.

breakthesky 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:14

Haha um...

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DreMaMa 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:26

And this a FML how? tell me something like you got crabs from that guy or he got electrocuted by the air conditioner or something...

chapmmel 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:26

Haven't you nun's ever heard of one night stands? Anyways, that sucks. He might be good looking, but he has no brain! lol Was the sex good?

imbatmanfir 15

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:38

Some people don't have sex with just anybody. Lmao

TZS 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:28

Shoulda kicked him out of the house after sex!

PaulG10 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:29

lol #7

stephane_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:39

Oh that's a classic!!!

iHavetoPiss 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:42

1) Maybe he thought you sucked at sex. 2) He was still drunk from the club last night. 3) He's retarded. Desperate women who bring men from clubs like you and have sex with them are disgusting. You know what kind of disease you can get from sleeping with every hot guy? YDI.

ryanebk 7

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:03

coooondoms

Polionixon 2

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:45

Guys are so ******* weird. My brothers and my dad all piss outside randomly when the toilet is free... Oh and my younger brother pisses in the sink? what?

sofiq 3

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:13

Haha when my ex was in a hurry he did the same thing! The sink that was next to the toilet.. Which I never understood

glitter_kiss 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:47

was he atleast hammered to do that?

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:51

do you sleep with every hot guy in the bar after one night? YDI

4ube_fml 6

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:54

So if the op was male and the person peeing in the conditionner was female, none of you would be saying something about being a **** or being desesperate, or deserving it for bringing strangers into their appartment. How do you think people MEET ? you have to start somewhere. Besides, anyone can have sex with anyone as long as they both want it, who cares if it's a one night stand or anything else ?? You gotta stop beleiving in the blue prince or eternal love, and stop mixing it with sex. Sex is not love, you can have one and not the other. Yes having both with the same person is cool but it's not mandatory. She wanted sex, the dude obviously wqanted sex too, why do you think that's something bad ? are you all hard core catholics ? Oo FYL, op, because you'll be smelling and cleaning pee from a stupid dude who couldn't figure out the way to your bathroom (or outside or in the sink, as long as he rinces well i don't care).