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Well, on the plus point at least you know how to make him do whatever you want now. Just buy him a game, then let him play when he is good.. and take it away from him when he is bad, disobeys you, or if he fails to pleasure you. ;-)

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if it's Call of Duty: Black Ops then it is entirely understandable and you will forgive him and give him a bj while he is playing like every good gf should!

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Hey, you have to like someone in their good times and their embarrassing immature times. It's a guy...maybe he's comfortable in front of you. It might have been a awesome game that he's been wanting.

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If it was then I would understand. I bought my copy a day before the release date and I'm addicted to that game now. Pure awesomeness!!!

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Dude When black ops comes out, i'm gonna have to say bye bye to ass for at least 2 weeks :)

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Everyone knows he wanted to reserve Pokemon Black/White, and OP should forgive him even when he imitates Pokemon cries in bed. Of course, I think I saw a Barbie game for DS on the New Releases shelf on Tuesday..

Well, on the plus point at least you know how to make him do whatever you want now. Just buy him a game, then let him play when he is good.. and take it away from him when he is bad, disobeys you, or if he fails to pleasure you. ;-)

I wonder what he'd do for a Klondike Bar! If you have some sort of sexual predilection that is too disgusting for anyone to do for you, you might have found your man.

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If that's the case, the OP could just look on FML. We have stories from people that wet the bed, shit on their sleeping roommates, are Dutch oven enthusiests, sitophilics, and more.

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Blumpkin, anyone? I don't believe such a thing even exists. I think someone wrote it into Urban Dictionary as a goof and they fell for it. Have you or anyone you know ever been on either end of a blumpkin? I can envision a great comedy sketch where the receiver of a blumpkin has erectile dysfunction and constipation while the giver has chapped lips.

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I didn't forget, TIJD, I just wrote the comment in the middle of the night and listed a bunch of things, realized it was too long, and cut out all but the first four I had listed. Truthfully, Perdix, I can believe such things exist in real life because whether we like it or not, there are people into everything you can think of.

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perdix, I've heard of a girl offering that to one of my friends.. but ppl found out so nothing happened

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maybe, but chances are if he's, living at home with his parents he's not having sex lol and don't knock public sex til you've tried it

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and 18 nothing wrong with living with your parents while your in school(uni included) but if you're working full time and still can't sever the ties, that's kinna sad

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