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By Anonymous / Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:48 / United Kingdom
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By  UrLyfSuxx  |  0

Caterpillars ARE nasty. I had to read this FML once more to understand it.

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  baby_dee97  |  8

When I first read this I accidentally skipped the second to last line. Then I thought, " Well if you're calling your dick a caterpillar...you probably shouldn't get laid." LOL

By  RetardedChipmunk  |  7

Sounds like a turn-on to me

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^And yours sounds like a thumbs up! :)

By  Julieannx3  |  9

Wow.

By  mnmolino  |  14

Wait... I thought black underwear ment you weren't a virgin....

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  jessesgirl14  |  16

22- red panties mean you stole them from the store because your mom wouldn't buy them for you because they were satan's panties!

By  vitaldisplay  |  0

You can't pull your life.

By  perdix  |  29

I see an Eric Carle picture book coming out of this story, "The Angry Caterpillar with Blue Balls." Hopefully, the kids won't ask why the caterpillar has only one eye and bulging veins (insects don't have circulatory systems.)

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  perdix  |  29

Just because I choose to save it doesn't mean I haven't had chances to lose it. Ok, I haven't had chances to lose it, but you couldn't have inferred that from my comment :(

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