Love: Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle;...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

YDI for having two girlfriends.

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

Why cheat in the first place you scum?

Comments

lordarion 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:27

and the problem is......??? FML needs a 'Good on you mate' choice lol

ctguyfml 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:31

watch out they moderated me for saying it wasn't an fml ;)

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:28

Threesome!

Acousticpixie14 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:29

Ummm...why is this an FM? Wouldn't you WANT that? Helloooo threesome!

Acousticpixie14 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:45

Aww man, it wasn't that bad, really. I was just pointing out how awesome that situation would be!

Troll1 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:33

sounds like a threesome to me!

fudgeeocookies 10

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:34

I hope you learnt your lesson; don't date two girls at the same time.

nathan5 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:38

kerrrrrrr ching!!

princessjasmine2_fml 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:38

Stop bragging.

pinkballoon 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:39

YDI for having 2 girlfriends. You're not on the top of their triangle obviously. Hows it feel asshole?

xaxers 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:49

He has no problems. He has two girlfriends, who have sex with each other. They haven't ditched his ass. That is known as winning.

tucansam555 3

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:48

3way ;)))

TitaniumSilver 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:56

And you're complaining? Don't you see the huge opportunity you have here?

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